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    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:24:50 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>A Shot at a Danish Team's Basketball Try-Outs</title>
      <link>http://www.truehoop.com/other-peoples-nba-writing-150-almost-danish.html</link>
      <description>So you're playing ball and some guys invite you to try out in Denmark.  What an opportunity!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:24:44 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Ambient-Light TVs</title>
      <link>http://www.flattv.philips.com/index.cfm?event=main&cat_id=1&subcat_id=2</link>
      <description>I like the idea -- project averaged light outwards from the TV to create more of an ambient surrounding.  But does it work without distracting you?</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:24:41 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Don't Bullshit Me About Your Graphics, Etc.</title>
      <link>http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/manifesto.html</link>
      <description>All the shit that bothers gamers, like stupid A.I., lazy coding, and nonsensical design.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 00:24:39 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>&quot;City of Heroes&quot; Alter-Egos!</title>
      <link>http://www.cityofheroes.com/media/Costume%20Contest%203/mid/mid21.jpg</link>
      <description>I never would've guessed!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:53:14 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>A Snake Eats a Kangaroo</title>
      <link>http://www.deadjournal.com/users/filmyday/285673.html</link>
      <description>Is the kangaroo still alive?????</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:53:11 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Bumper Stickers for Your SUV</title>
      <link></link>
      <description>My luxury is more important than your childrens' clean air. =P</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:53:09 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Maddox Reviews SW3: ROTS</title>
      <link>http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3</link>
      <description>And as usual, he didn't like it.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:53:05 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Seanbaby Brought Us Wonder Twins Clips</title>
      <link>http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/wondertwins.htm#SUPERTHEATER</link>
      <description>This guy on my team likes to do the whole &quot;Wonder Twin powers activate, form of...&quot; thing and it cracks me up for some reason.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:53:02 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Class Picture</title>
      <link>http://chowned.org/photoforum76132605.jpg</link>
      <description>Those wacky Asians!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:53:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Wall Street Bear Types</title>
      <link>http://www.wallstreetfollies.com/beartypes.htm</link>
      <description>I used to identify with perma-bears but there comes a time when you have to re-evaluate. =P</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 13:52:57 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>A Creationist's View of Dinosaurs</title>
      <link>http://www.livejournal.com/users/theferrett/519211.html</link>
      <description>Pictures from a graphic novel, in which dinosaurs tried to attack Noah's Ark!</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:18:15 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Florida Woman Gets Tasered by Cop on Camera</title>
      <link>http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/news/video/taser_video3a.html</link>
      <description>If I lived in Florida, I would be pretty obedient to those trigger-happy tasering Florida cops.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:18:12 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Smoking Kills</title>
      <link>http://nata2.info/humor/flash/smokekills.swf</link>
      <description>Indisputable proof that smoking has caused all the bad events in the last decade.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:18:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>MotorMate, a Bizarre Mini Cooper Promotion</title>
      <link>http://www.motormate.com/</link>
      <description>I can't believe I saw ads for this on TV.  It's just weird.  And people are actually buying this shit!</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:18:06 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>My Dad's Bio at His University</title>
      <link>http://ah.utdallas.edu/people/fturner.html</link>
      <description>He's a professor at UT Dallas.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:18:03 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>The Perry Bible Fellowship Cartoon Strip</title>
      <link>http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html</link>
      <description>Hilarious sense of humor.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:18:01 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>How to Make Adobe Acrobat Reader 7.0 Faster</title>
      <link>http://blogs.msdn.com/jonathanh/archive/2004/12/22/330288.aspx</link>
      <description>You know how slow it opens and how it still runs even if you close a browser window?  Fucking annoying.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:17:57 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Fish828's Photos at Flickr</title>
      <link>http://www.flickr.com/photos/76586516@N00/</link>
      <description>Neat photos, and Gorillaz-like Artwork.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:17:48 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Stunt City, Every Man's Paradise</title>
      <link>http://www.rexona.nl/movies/stuntcity.wmv</link>
      <description>Haha, I'd totally live there!  I'd swing onto the back of cabs!</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:17:53 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>LEEROY JENKINS, WoW Adventurer Extraordinaire</title>
      <link>http://www.warcraftmovies.com/movieview.php?id=1666</link>
      <description>I'm yelling this in Iraq.  LEEROYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:17:44 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>nukeit1's Flickr Photos from Iraq</title>
      <link>http://www.flickr.com/photos/88893304@N00/</link>
      <description>A lot of photos from a Marine in Iraq from perspectives/places we haven't seen before.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:22:12 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Swedish Torrent Site Responds to Apple</title>
      <link>http://static.thepiratebay.org/apple_response.txt</link>
      <description>The laws don't apply overseas.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:22:09 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>&quot;Americans Pay Off Credit Card Debt!&quot;</title>
      <link>http://slate.msn.com/id/2117224/</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>This slate.com article says Americans are paying their debt down, and it's hurting credit card companies.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:22:06 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Site Readability Test</title>
      <link>http://www.juicystudio.com/fog/index.asp</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>My Soapbox frontpage rated in the 8's -- and I always thought I was a fairly sophisticated writer. =(</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:22:03 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard Blog</title>
      <link>http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/</link>
      <description>The Time cover pissed off a lot of people I think.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 03:22:00 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Indie Tits</title>
      <link>http://www.indietits.com/archive/2005_04_01_archive.html</link>
      <description>A cartoon strip with a cynical view of music.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:47:32 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>A Video for Beck's &quot;Que Onda Guero&quot;</title>
      <link>http://www.audiodregs.com/beck/totalmix.html</link>
      <description>Probably my favorite song off the album, along with &quot;Hell Yes&quot;.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:47:29 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Angelina Jolie is a Home Wrecker</title>
      <link>http://www.joliehomewrecker.com/</link>
      <description>The hottest woman on the planet?</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:47:27 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>NBA Players and Taxes</title>
      <link>http://sltrib.com/jazz/ci_2662455</link>
      <description>Shouldn't teams compile information on tax laws for their players?</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:47:25 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Will Wright's &quot;Spore&quot;</title>
      <link>http://www.gamespy.com/articles/595/595975p1.html?fromint=1</link>
      <description>A look at a pretty neat little game that emphasizes user customizability and uniqueness within an adaptable world.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:47:23 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Chris Shelton Arrested</title>
      <link>http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/people.shelton.ap/index.html</link>
      <description>Hahaha.  I hate this guy on The Apprentice.  He really needs to get fired.  Once every show, he does the "NO SIR, I AM THE BEST AT SO AND SO".  He's out of control.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:22:09 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Rare Timepiece</title>
      <link>http://www.network54.com/Forum/message?forumid=274559&amp;messageid=1112215571</link>
      <description>Nice!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:22:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Unitarian Jihad</title>
      <link>http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL</link>
      <description>A different take on jihads.  Get your acts together or we will blow you all up.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:22:04 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Bad Ex Stories Face Off!</title>
      <link>http://cruddyaward.blogspot.com/</link>
      <description>I wouldn't have said the hooker was worse than the girl whose boyfriend's brother got her pregnant.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:22:01 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Japanese Car Companies Rule</title>
      <link>http://www.economist.com/agenda/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3832393</link>
      <description>Man, the U.S. car manufacturers are just getting destroyed by the Japanese.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:21:59 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>&quot;The Shift Away from Thrift$quot;</title>
      <link>http://www.economist.com/finance/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3839554</link>
      <description>Declining savings rates, aggressive rich investors, and their consequences.  I save maybe 25-35% of my income a year right now!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 18:21:56 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Ven Cap Money Back into Techs</title>
      <link>http://www.economist.com/printedition/displayStory.cfm?story_id=3819476</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>I guess this Web 2.0 thing is attracting fresh attention.  There's a lot of cool new services and software out there -- and some big names looking to absorb them.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 16:40:02 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>The White House Google Map from Our View</title>
      <link>http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=8648226&amp;size=o</link>
      <description>Clever.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 16:39:59 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Interesting Google Maps</title>
      <link>http://www.shreddies.org/gmaps/</link>
	  <source url="http://www.waxy.org/links/">Waxy.org</source>
      <description>A blog for tracking the cool satellite maps people find.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 16:39:57 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Montreal's Metro Art</title>
      <link>http://stm.info/English/metro/art/a-index.htm</link>
      <description>I really like the photos from Place Des Arts Station.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 16:39:54 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Carpooling to Heaven!</title>
      <link>http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/kimmyxgibbler/pope.jpg</link>
      <description>Tasteless.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:40 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Examples of Ajax</title>
      <link>http://www.fiftyfoureleven.com/resources/programming/xmlhttprequest/examples</link>
      <description>Ajax is the hot thing for site developers.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:36 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"The Year of the Yao"</title>
      <link>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360216/</link>
      <description>A movie about Yao Ming?  He still plays soft, like he doesn't feel he belongs on the court.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:34 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Introduction to Ajax</title>
      <link>http://www.adaptivepath.com/publications/essays/archives/000385.php</link>
      <description>Google's big on using Ajax -- that's how they seem to do advanced Javascript-like things on gmail and google maps.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:31 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Money Managers Seem Bullish</title>
      <link>http://www.pbs.org/wsw/tvprogram/#poll</link>
      <description>The money managers polled by this chief portfolio strategist for Russell said that they wanted money in large cap growth.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:28 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Federer Beats Nadal</title>
      <link>http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news;_ylc=X3oDMTBpb3M3YzRkBF9TAzk1ODYyNTg0BHNlYwN0bQ--?slug=ap-nasdaq-100open&amp;prov=ap&amp;type=lgns</link>
      <description>Holy cow!  How did Federer come back to win this?  I saw him slam his racket down, then go into a third set tiebreak, after being down two sets to zero.  Amazing!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:24 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"Rock School"</title>
      <link>http://www.apple.com/trailers/newmarket/rock_school.html</link>
      <description>A documentary that seems just like "School of Rock" but serious and with Bobby Knight as the teacher.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:21 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Jung Typology Test</title>
      <link>http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp</link>
      <description>I test as an INTJ, mastermind, strategist.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:19 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>CAP Alert for Sin City</title>
      <link>http://www.capalert.com/capreports/sincity.htm</link>
      <description>Sin City scores 0/100 with this Christian movie review site.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:03:15 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Vid of Man Recreating Scenes from Rocky</title>
      <link>http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>Hitting the slab of meat behind the butcher was great.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 20:00:29 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Fun with Pennies</title>
      <link>http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/</link>
      <description>I usually just throw my pennies away, but these people make structures out of them.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 20:00:26 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"Fall Guy" Report Out on Spy Agencies</title>
      <link>http://www.insidebayarea.com/argus/news/ci_2635087</link>
      <description>"Saying that the CIA's existing clandestine service is unlikely to overcome a history of poor performance, the report recommends creating a new Human Intelligence Directorate within the CIA to build a better spy service. It also urges major reshuffling of the FBI and the Justice Department."  The intel community seems confused and aimless right now.  The President seems to have swept most mistakes everything under the rug, and what was left fell on the intel community.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 20:00:23 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Stanislav Petrov Knew Better and Didn't Pull the Trigger</title>
      <link>http://www.mosnews.com/feature/2004/05/21/petrov.shtml</link>
      <description>"'I just couldn’t believe that just like that, all of a sudden, someone would hurl five missiles at us. Five missiles wouldn’t wipe us out. The U.S. had not five, but a thousand missiles in battle readiness.' It just didn’t seem like any scenario considered by military intelligence before."</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:53:59 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Yahoo is the New Google, Google is the New Yahoo</title>
      <link>http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,3605,1448381,00.html</link>
	  <source url="http://www.battellemedia.com/">John Battelle</source>
      <description>"Google, it seems, has jumped the shark. It has been overtaken, left standing, and not by some new startup of ultra smart MIT alumni or by the gazillions in the Microsoft development budget, but by the deeply unhip and previously discounted Yahoo."</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:53:56 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Bill Kristol Pie-ing:  The Zapruder Tapes</title>
      <link>http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2005/03/conspiracy-theory.html</link>
      <description>Awesome photo frames of Kristol getting pie'd in the face!</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:53:53 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Bill Cosby Fun Game</title>
      <link>http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-1326.htm</link>
      <description>"Lure people into your cave by using your pudding and camera."</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:53:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Anarchist Contacted by FBI to Narc on Users</title>
      <link>http://flag.blackened.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=72081</link>
      <description>The replies to the topic crack me up.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:53:49 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"DoD Announces Plan to Improve Foreign Language Expertise"</title>
      <link>http://www.pentagon.mil/releases/2005/nr20050330-2342.html</link>
      <description>A lot of mumbo jumbo Army-speak, but sometimes good new things (and bad new things) can come of it.  There's rumors that we linguists are supposed to get a huge increase in foreign language proficiency pay, but it hasn't been approved yet.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Writing Killer Resumes</title>
      <link>http://www.rockportinstitute.com/resumes.html</link>
      <description>"It is a mistake to think of your resume as a history of your past, as a personal statement or as some sort of self expression. Sure, most of the content of any resume is focused on your job history. But write from the intention to create interest, to persuade the employer to call you."</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Random Shiavo Protestor Pic</title>
      <link>http://img54.exs.cx/img54/8681/schaivo26yp.jpg</link>
      <description>Sometimes I feeeeel like I'm beating a dead horse.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Budget Deficit Charts</title>
      <link>http://www.blogginwallstreet.com/2005/03/budget-deficit.html</link>
      <description>This chart of the budget deficit puts things in perspective, going back to the 60's.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>The Next Version of MySQL</title>
      <link>http://news.zdnet.co.uk/software/applications/0,39020384,39192964,00.htm</link>
      <description>MySQL is great for me.  But evidently the pedants love to pick on it.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Which Napoleon Dynamite Character Are You?</title>
      <link>http://quizilla.com/users/retromex/quizzes/Which%20Napoleon%20Dynamite%20character%20are%20you%3F/</link>
      <description>I was Lafawnduh. =P</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Decennial Theory</title>
      <link>http://www.decisionpoint.com/ChartSpotliteFiles/050121_decennial.html</link>
      <description>Every year ending in 5 going back to the 19th century has been a big rally year for the Dow.  Interestingly, a lot of key bottoms occurred in March.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 23:15:08 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Joe Scarborough Gets Called Out by a Neurologist</title>
      <link>http://mediamatters.org/items/200503290005</link>
      <description>"And you're asking me if a CAT scan was done? How could you possibly be so stupid?"</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:01:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"Wanted: Spies Unlike Us"</title>
      <link>http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/files/story2782.php</link>
      <description>"The CIA must cultivate foreign sources, reward service overseas, and tap America’s top students to once again get good information on enemies of the United States."</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:01:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>"More Bang for the Buck"</title>
      <link>http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/files/story2774.php</link>
      <description>A brief article suggesting how money should be re-allocated in the military.  Nothing new I guess.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:01:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>The Phoenix Suns' 12th Man's Blog</title>
      <link>http://www.nba.com/suns/news/shirley_blog.html</link>
      <description>Hahahaha this shit is great. =P  "I play for (I use the term loosely; play for/cheer for—same thing) arguably the best basketball team in the world. My responsibilities include: 1. Showing up for buses, practices, games, etc. on time. 2. Refraining from causing undue stress to anyone by misbehaving on road trips or wading into the stands to attack fans. 3. Practicing hard when given the opportunity. 4. Entering games when my team is up by an insurmountable margin and attempting to break the shots-per-minute record."</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:01:51 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>The Fed Taming the Real Estate Bubble?</title>
      <link>http://caps.blogspot.com/2005_03_29_caps_archive.html</link>
      <description>"Or so opines Ed Yardeni in his latest missive to clients. The chief investment strategist at Oak Associates writes that the Fed's hiking interest rates these days because of worries of a "speculative bubble" in real estate. Inflation per se, by contrast, isn't the trigger this time around in the tightening of the monetary screws."</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:05:12 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>InfoSpace's Dot-Con</title>
      <link>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2002198103_dotcon1main06.html</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>A look at how InfoSpace left its investors holding the bag.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 21:52:16 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Look Up More</title>
      <link>http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=47</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>A cool stunt held above a Whole Foods Market involving choreographed dancers.  OMG SI TEH FEDS RUN!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:56:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Area Code List</title>
      <link>http://www.computerhope.com/areacode.htm</link>
      <description>A list of area codes and their corresponding coverage areas.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:56:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Figuring Out the Social Security Number Format</title>
      <link>http://www.usrecordsearch.com/ssn.htm</link>
      <description>You can learn a lot about a person from the numbers in their social security number.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:56:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>PBS's "The First Measured Century"</title>
      <link>http://www.pbs.org/fmc/book.htm</link>
      <description>A bunch of charts looking at the economic numbers for the U.S. in the 20th century.  While poverty had a massive dip among minorities, look at the debt situation.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:56:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Man Ladder</title>
      <link>http://home.velocitus.net/magicman9er/spy8.jpg</link>
      <description>Advanced technique from a spy manual:  the man ladder.  All aboard the man train!</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:56:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Che Griffin</title>
      <link>http://home.velocitus.net/magicman9er/chegriffin.jpg</link>
      <description>If Peter Griffin was a socialist revolutionary. =P</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 23:56:07 -0600</pubDate>
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      <title>Best Format for Music EVAR</title>
      <link>http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/28155.html?thread=527099</link>
      <description>Things which I will do for love:  Anything.  Things which I will not do for love:  That.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:50:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Speeding Up Firefox on Broadband</title>
      <link>http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1299854/posts</link>
      <description>Some config changes to speed up Firefox for broadband.  Oldie, but goodie for reference.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:22:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"Stairway to Heaven" Played Backwards</title>
      <link>http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm</link>
      <description>Listen to "Stairway to Heaven" forwards and backwards, with lyrics.  Plus other songs from Britney and Pokemon.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:22:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>mIRC SystemInfo Script</title>
      <link>http://scripts.phucknut.net/index.php?page=systeminfo</link>
      <description>Post specs of your computer through mIRC like CPU speed, memory usage, HD space, etc.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:22:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Curse Your Site with a Disaster!</title>
      <link>http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php</link>
	  <source url="http://www.waxy.org/links/">Waxy.org</source>
      <description>Barrage your site with meteors, submerge it in floods.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:49:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Army Life at the Defense Language Institute</title>
      <link>http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/education/a/dliarticle.htm</link>
      <description>A little outdated, but a fairly detailed description of what life is like at DLI, the joint military language school.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:49:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Jeremy Zawodny Praises Flickr</title>
      <link>http://jeremy.zawodny.com/blog/archives/002526.html</link>
      <description>"Flickr has been on my radar for a while now, but I only recently began to start playing with it. I'm impressed as hell. After my first 10 minutes of playing with it, I found myself thinking "why don't we build stuff like this at Yahoo?" In other words, I realized that we could probably learn a lot from this when it comes to building next generation applications at Yahoo."</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:49:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"Take Your Porn on the Road"</title>
      <link>http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,67007,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_3</link>
      <description>Regina Lynn says we're all just dying to view porn on our PSPs while on the subway!!!</description>
     <pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:49:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"A Coder in Courierland"</title>
      <link>http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/3/19/133129/548</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>"There are a number of reasons why the courier life was particularly attractive to this budding young programmer. Part of it was of course standard Office Space fantasy. But there was more. Gibson and Stephenson had taught me that the messenger, the mailman, was a vital romantic figure. The soldier of the information age."  While I joined the Army.</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Banksy Installs Own Art at Museums</title>
      <link>http://www.woostercollective.com/2005/03/wooster-exclusive-banksy-hits-new.html</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>"Dressed as a British pensioner, over the last few days Banksy entered each of the galleries and attached one of his own works, complete with authorative name plaque and explanation."</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Guns'n'Roses Album That Never Happened</title>
      <link>http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/06/arts/music/06leed.html?ex=1267851600&amp;en=a13c0fac87670850&amp;ei=5090&amp;partner=rssuserland</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>A look inside the failed attempt to bring out one last Guns'n'Roses album, at great expense and stress.  God I love this band. =P</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"Ultramarathon Man: Confessions of an All-Night Runner"</title>
      <link>http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1585422789/</link>
      <description>I think I read an article about Dean Karnazes in "Esquire".  He ran 262 miles straight once.</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>The Samsung SCH-V770</title>
      <link>http://www.dpreview.com/news/0503/05030901samsung_schv770.asp</link>
      <description>Hmmm...  A 7MPixel cameraphone?  Oh, that'll only cost about $100, right?  I'm dying for the next generation of affordable cameraphones to come out so I can moblog decent photos.</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Yahoo! Next</title>
      <link>http://next.yahoo.com/</link>
      <description>Similar to Google Labs.  Yahoo! seems to be catching its stride again, with useable products.</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Pirates DO exist!  I've seen them!</title>
      <link>http://slate.msn.com/id/2115126/fr/rss/</link>
      <description>I'm thinking "Life Aquatic" drummed up interest in this article, which talks about modern-day pirates.</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>My Grandfather's Wiki Entry</title>
      <link>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Turner</link>
      <description>Found this recently.  My grandfather, Victor Turner, for whom I was named, was a famous anthropologist.</description>
     <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:30:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Sign up for REXKWANDO!</title>
      <link>http://www.topsecrettraining.com/index1.html</link>
      <description>I'm training to be a cage fighter.  "The shocking story of how the U.S. military, the feds, and every martial art school on the planet is trying to prevent you from getting this elite combat training."</description>
     <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>HOLDRs</title>
      <link>http://www.activetradermag.com/commentary/hartle/holdrs/comhartle_holdrs.htm</link>
      <description>A list of Merrill Lynch's HOLDRs, similar to SPDRs or tradeable index tracker stocks.</description>
     <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Morse Code Alphabet</title>
      <link>http://www.babbage.demon.co.uk/morseabc.html</link>
      <description>Just in case you might need it.</description>
     <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2005 13:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Iraq Geocaches</title>
      <link>http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?country_id=97&amp;x=6&amp;y=6</link>
      <description>One of them says, "Don't confuse the cache with the black 'poison do not touch boxes.' They are what they say and part of the vector borne disease control team's tools."  Uhh, right.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Battlefield 2 Preview</title>
      <link>http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/battlefield-2/572130p1.html</link>
      <description>Having generals down to squad leaders for team management seems cool.  The models look nice too.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"Microsoft: Built From Scratch, The Interface Migrates to the Web"</title>
      <link>http://battellemedia.com/archives/000601.php</link>
      <description>I find that most of the stuff I work on is online.  Will thin client theory finally realize its hype?</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"Net Worth", The Knowledge Economy</title>
      <link>http://newyorker.com/talk/content/index.ssf?050314ta_talk_surowiecki</link>
      <description>"Still, the trend is unmistakable; in the words of Martin and Moldoveanu, the 'talent class has declared war on shareholder capitalists.'"</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"Peeking into Google"</title>
      <link>http://www.internetnews.com/xSP/article.php/3487041</link>
      <description>A good look at Google's internal database and querying architecture.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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    <item>
      <title>"Worst Data Loss Story Evar"</title>
      <link>http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000740032884/#c138316</link>
      <description>So a guy posts a story of his dad finding out about his sexuality, to win a flash drive?</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>"The Armageddon Foil"</title>
      <link>http://www.morganstanley.com/GEFdata/digests/20041115-mon.html</link>
      <description>The senior economist at Morgan Stanley is extremely bearish.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Warren Buffett and the Market</title>
      <link>http://news.ft.com/cms/s/14d1fb9c-8da0-11d9-a4d2-00000e2511c8.html</link>
      <description>Warren Buffett is shorting the dollar and can't find good value plays to put cash into.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Download PBS Frontline Episodes</title>
      <link>http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/programs/</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>PBS Frontline has interesting topics, and it's nice to be able to stream the episodes.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Ken Jennings, Master Pimp on Jeopardy</title>
      <link>http://gprime.net/video.php/whatsaho</link>
	  <source url="http://www.kottke.org/">Jason Kottke</source>
      <description>"What's a ho?"</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>China Accuses U.S. of Monopolizing the Internet</title>
      <link>http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/05/breaking2453432.0569444443.html</link>
      <description>Oh ya?  How is the U.S. managing THAT?  Not by having a national filtering proxy mentality, that's for sure.</description>
     <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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