Hamster powered car.

Sports photos!

Don't we have laws to protect children from this?

Bush drinking game.

Wiggles.

Screech!

Hail to the vice chimp.

Bong Hits 4 Jebus.

Gag.

Marat Safin's harem.

Romero thoughts.

Foreigner's guide to America.

About the Kursk.

Fugly car.

Recovering a stolen iMac using AppleScript.

And Cryptologic sucks!

The biggest crooks of the year.

Mon pere est gai!

Separated at birth.

Wtf! Anime is weird.

Wtf is up with In-N-Out SUPAR SECRETT menu items?

Funny interview with Todd Martin.

Giving each piece of space its own web page.

Christian video games.

Case mods.

Bashing blogs. Hahaha.

Why we must feed the hands that could bite us. (weird title)

slashdot thread on Black Hawk Down's review.

Horowitz attacks Chomsky.

"My Orwellian goodbye to the left."

Insanity test.

New pixelated Marine camoflage. What makes it better.

Man, the French military really ass-rammed Greenpeace in the past. I had no idea!

PETA and its anti-milk campaign!

Operation Mandatory Tattoo.

The official ninja web site.

The MS Office paperclip!

Spoofs of airplane emergency cards.

A great SNL skit.

The Wayback Project. Elite!

Lord of the Rings personality test.

McDonald's application.

Worst stories.

Is it or isn't it a camel toe on Anna?

The latest SomethingAwful update is great!

With a URL like http://www.jesus-diet.com/urine.htm, it has to be good.

Old skewl Blew's News.

Mark Cuban's day at DQ.

Harry Pothead.

Terrorist pretzels attack the president!

Penis size survey results.

Britney's Dance Beat!@#

State do-not-call lists.

Scoring ultra gorgeous chicks.

The geek hierarchy.

Going to the Gap, men vs. women.

Snowman 1, Man 0.

BOO! Keep watching...

Updating intelligence databases.

Bill Gates as Harry Potter.

Bernard Shifman is a moron spammer.

The status of NYC office space after 9/11.

The house Jordan's wife will get.

Wow, nice job by the Green Berets!

Moms helping out Junior with homework? Grrrrrooooossss!

Note to Steve Jobs: bauhaus still sucks!

Hahaha.

Oh gno, introverts are evul!

They fight crime!

StarBallz. SO BAD.

“Women have invested all their lives typing on Qwerty. Men never really learned so they are more eager to change to the Guy’s Keyboard.” says Fazekas. Hahaha, oh dear.

Boong ga boong ga.

One bedroom apartment + boyfriend.

"He said, 'You just want to arrest a Backstreet Boy. I've never been arrested. I don't know what to do!' He was crying hard. Tears were streaming down his face. People were laughing at him. The cops were chuckling."

Lowtax gets Photoshopped.

What was Sean Penn thinking?

The Clinton dog, Buddy, died, and he looks like a young boy!

Cruel and unusual.

Please God, let this be real. I hear it has been in the rumor mill for months though, to no success. =(

The lamest news EVAR!

Foreign voltage guide.

Geez.

The new Euro!

Religious retards.

Plyometrics.

Carlos Hathcock.

This article is so right.