Max Payne stick figure death theater.

U.S. PROMISES TO CONSULT ALLIES BEFORE DOING WHAT IT WAS GOING TO DO ANYWAY

The new Sesame Street.

Afrodot.

Me Chinese...

Getcho' spank on.

NDX vs. Nikkei.

"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

Jennifer Love Hewitt in August Playboy?

iPod used for theft. And, of course, the clarion call of the dumbass Mac advocate: "I can see how easy it would be to do," he said. "It's a shame someone has stooped this low to bring bad press to the insanely great iPod." STFU. He should praise that kid.

Butterbean.

The worst quotes EVAR.

Japan's govt. trying to go after short sellers. Hint: that's not Japan's economic problem!

US national debt crosses $6 trillion for the first time.

A bunch of people who've probably never worked at a web design firm sound off on how web design should be.

Kickin' computer setup!

Tidy up.

I hope my web site isn't like this. =P

Ed the gay polar bear.

Dream girl.

How to use teh Intarwebnet!

ChartChamp. Cool!

Blanka and Ken, Taiwan style.

Is that what you want? A shitting Jesus?

Jiang freaks out.

Get a room.

ResidenSea. Might be a sign of the future for living in places like Japan. Pontooned neighborhoods!

Joseph Schumpeter.

Daytrader's last loss.

International Federation of Competitive Eating.

Huge eBay con job!

On ebay: Nick Van Exel!

Political compass.

Unofficial Warcraft 3 beta FAQ.

Enron's phone menu system.

SprintPCS rip.

Dude!

SomethingAwful's awful site of the day.

Photoshopping Britney!

Mike Tyson's Punch Out, 2002.

A guy's timeline of the future.

Totally.kicks-ass.net.

Linuxisforbitches.com.

Correspondences between Lay and Dubya.

The businessman as villain.

Japan's ailments.

Asparagus urine.

Emergency trap!

Worth getting in trouble for!

Block bonobo foundation.

Ghetto test.

Today's Fox Trot.

David Brin is as tired with privacy freaks as I am.

How to choose a fat-friendly doctor.

Seen on TV. ILoveAlpacas.com.

Decision to use the atomic bomb.

Human shadow on stone.

False alarm #107812743074.

Yikes, Army boot camp.

Extreme ironing!

Twirlin' my meat for you!

Eww, Datek owned by E*Trade?

Yes, Ted Turner is insane.

Error wear. Unf!

DragonBall Z.

Nagato-san.

Hahahhahaha. Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

Funny post, although old.

Hahah, lame. =P "The world goes red and the screaming of my squad mates mercifully fades away. I sat there, at my PC, stunned, sweating, with my palms slick and my eyes wide. I died so quickly. I'm glad it's just a game."

Lego death.

Transformers return!

Bush simplistic? NO WAY!

The Family Circus Sense.

Canadia sucks.

Today in Onion history.

Rejection letter.

Dirty Hare Krishnas go the way of the dotcom. But they'll be back. OH YES, they will be back.

Pennies.

Another Black History Month story.

Interesting bears!

"Republican consultant Niger Innis, appearing LIVE on MSNBC to talk about the Enron debacle, glanced down at the studio monitor and almost turned white. The Chyron operator had somehow misspelled Niger's name."

Here, why don't you just send that $200 to me?

Japanese sex slang.

MSN Messenger security.

Is Tom Cruise gay?

Is your child a Taliban youth?

Cheese racing!

Activation schemes.

Short stories.

A funny Fireman Comics cartoon.

Civil engineering wallpaper.

Open source intelligence.

Karl Malone skits on The Man Show.

Words from #activetrader.

Inhumane treatment my ass.

Celebrity prank calls.

Osama, erections, Bambi, fags, Spitfire Type R.