MonkeyPope:  Hey New Ben! Old Ben is such a fag, yo! Rock on, New Ben!

NewBen2.0:  Totally beating up Old Ben and taking his lunch money. That little twerp!

Julie:  New Ben doesn't update the front page much, nor does he seem to know the month of October came and went.

NewBen:  New Ben don't got time for that jibbajabba!

Ben:  The Mavs and Cowboys are on big winning streaks and Vince Young beat the Giants and Colts. Fuckin' ROCK ON!

Julie:  I wonder if I should go play the Wii again at my parents'...

Ben:  You should post a photo of your Mii!

Julie:  That is quite true.

Ben:  ROMO BLEW IT

Ben:  They killed Barbaro! NOOO

Trish:  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Ben:  Thank you!!

an old mudder:  Wow... how your page has changed.

Ben:  Heh, who're you?

Ben:  SCOOTER NOOO! JUSTICE BREAKS APART FAMILIES! "The president feels terribly for Scooter, his wife and their young children, and all that they're going through."

Ben Turner:  Hey Ben Turner i just wanted you to know my names also Ben Turner, what a coincidence. Love, Ben Turner

Ben:  Filibusteriffic!

Julie:  Merry Christmas, kook.

marshal:  hey what the hell is going on its been awhile

Ben:  Marshal, e-mail me man...